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Grievances & provisional apologies

Desk 4

FORM 114 · GRIEVANCE INTAKEONE COPY ONLY

Desk 4

Tell the Bureau what went wrong

Desk 4 has answered every grievance ever submitted to it. Desk 4 has resolved none of them. Both of these facts appear in its annual review, one of them approvingly.

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eventually
Resolved
outside remit
Refunds
see TX-005

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