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Officially provisional headquarters of

billionlightyearland

Not a place one billion light years away. A name for outer space itself, and for limitless creativity and self-discovery. Space being limitless, the Bureau of Collapsible Instances has been given the job of filing it, and one cabinet to do it in.

  • boot — desk lamp, one
  • boot — ledger, mounted read-only
  • boot — corridor lighting, 6 of 7
  • warn — corridor 7 unreachable
  • boot — grievance queue, open
  • boot — space, limitless
  • boot — instances, collapsible
  • boot — commissions office, open (real)
  • ready — awaiting declaration

BULLETIN 001 · FOR NEWCOMERSPOST IN A VISIBLE PLACE

Read this first

billionlightyearland is a band created by lifelong friends, skhul and bownz. We also do our own stuff, and collaborate with other entities, flesh, cyborg, or strictly mathematical lifeforms.

billionlightyearland is never capitalized and is also an anarchomonarkapitalist collective, meaning we don't give any fucks while simultaneously giving as many fucks as possible.

billionlightyearland is also a b(r)and, never b(L)and; nor do we grandstand, demand and command, or pret(a)nd to be anything other than, a group of fran'ds.

Click, press, or stare and blink at any of the underlined words above to access various subsections to find out more about us and what we spend our time on.

FORM 000-B · VISITOR DECLARATIONRETAIN THIS COPY

Provisional

State your business

The Bureau does not operate a menu. It operates a form. The form is the only way in, and it has been the only way in since before there was a building to be in.

Tick one. Ticking more than one is permitted but will be interpreted as indecision and filed accordingly. Struck-through lines are not available: the reason is printed beside each.

NOTICE

Most recent thing received

Ledger
TX-008
Logged
Cycle 11 / intake
Length
9 min 30 s
State
partial

A Form Read Aloud Until It Becomes a Lullaby

Form 000-B, performed as written. Effective. Possibly too effective.

Open the ledger card →

IF YOU ARE LOST

The Bureau is a fiction. The project is not.

The Plain-Language Appendix explains what billionlightyearland actually is, in ordinary sentences, with no forms, no corridors and no institution. It is always one click from every page.

Transmission ledger · recent

Eight items. Three incomplete. The Bureau logs everything it receives and understands almost none of it.

TX-008 · partialA Form Read Aloud Until It Becomes a LullabyTX-007 · completeEight Hundred People Humming in a Language They Do Not HaveTX-006 · partialCorridor Recording (Do Not Index)TX-005 · disputedThe Refund Song

All eight ledger entries →

COMMISSIONS OFFICE · NOT FICTIONREAL

Verified

We also make things for other people.

billionlightyearland LLC is a working creative studio. We offer website design, video production, photography and graphic design, and we'll take on any creative work you can describe. If we haven't done it before, we'll figure it out or bring in the right people, with skhul and bownz as creative directors.

Every commission is quoted individually, at reasonable and competitive rates.

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billionlightyearland · a name for outer space itself, and for limitless creativity and self-discovery. Filed, badly, by the Bureau of Collapsible Instances.